Crap joke #330

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Crap joke #330

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Watching a professional eating contest on The Food Network today, Marty said to Carl...











"I'd struggle like feck to do that."











"What eat fifty burgers?"




















"No wait for the start whistle."
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oooooooooohhhhhh :o that's below the belt........... Marty has never jumped a start :lol:
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And why am I there. You wouldn't catch me near 50 stinking greasy fatty burgars. Well, unless they are made out of real meat without all the by products oozing out of them. :sick:

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cybercarl wrote:And why am I there. You wouldn't catch me near 50 stinking greasy fatty burgars. Well, unless they are made out of real meat without all the by products oozing out of them. :sick:

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'Coz you was watching tele with him...Prob waiting for the prog about government conspiracy's or Tin Foil Hats of the Star's... :lol:
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