The Half Decent Joke Thread...#11

[MacV2]

On their first night of wedded bliss, the groom took off his trousers and asked his new bride to try them on.


"They don't fit", she said. Her husband replies, "And never forget it, in this house I wear the trousers."


The wife continues to disrobe. She threw her French lace panties at him and said, "Put those on."


He looked at the scanty panties and said, "I cannot get into these."



"You're right," she said, "And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."

[AMCQ46]

lol.... so true!

have to check with CK if he managed to get Immy's nickers on, and if he is still wearing them

[VTRDark]

(:-})

[lloydie]

Ha ha that's a good one