Crap joke #340

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MacV2
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Crap joke #340

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Carl walks into a chemist and slams a package down on the counter.













"I want me money back for this e-cigarette." he says.













"What seems to be the problem, sir?" the chemist asks.















"I've tried skinning up with it and it's feckin' useless!" Carl replies.

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Re: Crap joke #340

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:lol: :lol: :lol: You know me too well :biggrin

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Re: Crap joke #340 PT 2

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Carl was determined to stop smoking.
















I suggested he "Try the E things."


























He's still puffing away but now can't stop dancing.


:Dancing3: :Dancing2: :Smoke3: :Woohoo: :Woohoo1:
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Re: Crap joke #340

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Ha ha...now where's my bong.

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