Crap joke #344

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MacV2
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Crap joke #344

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When I get home, I usually take off my trousers,take a deep breath,and let out a massive fart like a racehorse.




Unfortunately,that's not what the interviewer meant when she said,"Make yourself at home"

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lloydie
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Re: Crap joke #344

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Last time I did that I sh1t myself :-(
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