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Crap joke #345

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Lloydie got into trouble for squeezing the fruit at Sainsbury's whilst out shopping yesterday.


































Apparently, "he already has a boyfriend."


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Bit to soft anyway :Ball Kick:
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lloydie wrote:Bit to soft anyway :Ball Kick:
You can get pill's for that. Ask Kev...Image
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I wouldn't know what to do with it !
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When it doubt, use it as a suppository!

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Virt wrote:When it doubt, use it as a suppository!

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I've got a BiG one for you tomorrow Virt :-)
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:erection:

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