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tony.wilde1
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Anyone of oriental persuasion, don't take this the wrong way.


1. That's not right : Sum Ting Wong

2. Are you harbouring a fugitive : Hu Yu Hai Ding

3. See me ASAP : Kum Hia

4. Stupid Man : Dum Fuk

5. Small Horse : Tai Ni Po Ni

6. Did you go to the beach : Wai Yu So Tan

7. I bumped the coffee table : Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8. I think you need a face lift : Chin Tu Fat

9. It's very dark in here : Wai So Dim

10. I thought you were on a diet : Wai Yu Mun Ching

11. This is a tow away zone : No Pah King

12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week : Wai Yu Kum Nao

13. Staying out of sight : Lei Ying Lo

14. He's cleaning his automobile : Wa Shing Ka

15. Your body odour is offensive : Yu Stin Ki Pu

16. Great : Fa Kin Su Pah
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Good one mate :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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