Crap joke #347

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MacV2
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Crap joke #347

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A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous

"It's ok" says the Doctor "They're benign"

"Count 'em again Doc" says the pirate. "I reckon there be at least ten"
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Walk the plank me'mcy
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lloydie wrote:Walk the plank me'mcy

Aaarrrrrrhhhh!
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:lol: yarrr
Jamie :wave:
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