Crap joke #349

[MacV2]

A hunter has a tragic accident with his rifle and his genitalia gets a load of buckshot in it. After coming out of anaesthesia and an 8 hour operation to mend him, the surgeon hands the poor sap a business card. The hunter asks, "Who is this? Is it a specialist? Will I need plastic surgery?" The surgeon laughs and says,

"no....its the flute player from the symphony. He is going to teach you where to put your fingers when you pee so it doesn't spray on you."

[lloydie]

bad very bad !