Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it
was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's
Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum
& Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name,
"Polo - I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the
one with the Nuts" he thought. Then he touched her
Milky Way.
They checked into a hotel and went straight to bed. Mr Cadbury turned
out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped
his hand into her Snickers and felt the Contrast of her Double
Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't
keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip
down Bourneville Boulevard.
He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It
was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he
came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more
but he decided to take a Time Out. However he noticed her Pink Wafers
looked very appetising so he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert.
At the same time she gave him a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife,
Caramel.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had caught something.
It turns out that Ms Rowntree had Assorted Creams in
her box.
She had obviously been with All Sorts!
