Crap joke #352

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MacV2
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Crap joke #352

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I was in Paris last weekend with the missus on a romantic break. When walking down the Champs Elysees a load of cyclists came bombing down. They were swerving in and out of traffic shouting obscenities. We got called "puff, paedo!, fiddler! wombles, sh1t butt, nob jockey, piss flaps, wombles! Hippo!"


Turns out it was the Tourette's de France. 8O
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Ha ha ha pmsl you have a missus lol
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He's missing something :lol:

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lloydie wrote:Ha ha ha pmsl you have a missus lol
:Tongue2:

Been there, done that, ruined my bank balance...better off single Lloydie.

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MacV2 wrote:ruined my bank balance
If that's such a bad thing, why own one VTR.. let alone 3 :lol:

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