I was in Paris last weekend with the missus on a romantic break. When walking down the Champs Elysees a load of cyclists came bombing down. They were swerving in and out of traffic shouting obscenities. We got called "puff, paedo!, fiddler! wombles, sh1t butt, nob jockey, piss flaps, wombles! Hippo!"
Turns out it was the Tourette's de France.

Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...