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I see there's a UK version of Storage Hunters starting tomorrow.

They'll probably come across a container full of illegal immigrants.
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Just when Oscar Pistorius thought it couldn't get any worse.

He gets allocated the top bunk.
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This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.

The driver got out and he was a dwarf.

He said, "I'm not happy."

I replied, "Well, which one are you then
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Wasn't a galaxy you hit, was it? :lol:

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Virt wrote:Wasn't a galaxy you hit, was it? :lol:

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:lol: :lol:

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Virt wrote:Wasn't a galaxy you hit, was it? :lol:

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:lol: :clap:

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