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tony.mon
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Q.
Suppose that Beyonce was, in fact, descended from American Indians.

If you can accept this premise, what, do you think, might be the tribe from which she came?

A.
Arapaho.

It is, so they say, all in the timing.

And it is, of course, the way that I tell them.

I am currently considering standing up in comedy, but to be honest the armchair seems much more comfortable.
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
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Mac.... Somebody is after the crap crown :)
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AMCQ46 wrote:Mac.... Somebody is after the crap crown :)
Thats OK he can throw it in your skip...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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MacV2 wrote:
AMCQ46 wrote:Mac.... Somebody is after the crap crown :)
Thats OK he can throw it in your skip...
its OK he has one of his own
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AMCQ46 wrote:
MacV2 wrote:
AMCQ46 wrote:Mac.... Somebody is after the crap crown :)
Thats OK he can throw it in your skip...
its OK he has one of his own
Tis true...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Blackfeet, there always minging when she's whizzing round on the dance floor
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
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bigtwinthing wrote:Blackfeet, there always minging when she's whizzing round on the dance floor
you mean she has feet :D i still havnt seen lower than her thighs :clap:
the older i get,the faster i was :lol:
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