dont look if your male

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dont look if your male

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poor sod just trying to get his dinner

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told you not to but oh no you knew better
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Oooooooooow, that's gotta fricking hurt! I'm cringing just seeing it and crossing my legs! Just like the scene in Jane's Bond with the knotted rope :shock:
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It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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8O 8O


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More like :eek2 :eek2 :eek2 :eek2

I can look as I am neither male or female but am a cyborg :biggrin Like CK this made me cringe and cross my legs :lol:

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don`t look effal, but it was to late :lol:
made me cringe as well :eek2 :eek2
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A cracking pic...Nut Cracking in fact... :lol:
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going to borrow the picture for another site :lol: :lol:
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thats how i feel at the moment :wtf: need a release
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i knew a guy who dropped off an army bunk bed spring mattress and pulled his nuts off. He didn't get them back on, no stiffies!!! he was 17 at the time, topped himself at 20 poor bugger.
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I wonder if you could patent that as a trap.the little grey buggers are everywere :think:
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countrymick wrote:I wonder if you could patent that as a trap.the little grey buggers are everywere :think:
No, believe it or not you have to kill pests ''humanly''.

So hanging by its balls isn't an option.

A 'back break' rat trap will do it but you have to protect non target species from being harmed.

Best thing for Squirrels is a 'Kania' trap. Expensive & will take your fingers off if you get it wrong.

Cage traps are available but you have to then dispatch the captured offender in a humane way or face prosecution.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/e ... rrels.html

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''Releasing grey squirrels

It is illegal to release grey squirrels or allow grey squirrels to escape back into the wild once captured.


It is illegal to possess or transport a live grey squirrel without a licence.


The relocation of grey squirrels is illegal, it is considered inhumane and can spread diseases from one area to another. Do not be tempted to do it as anyone caught could be prosecuted and fined!''
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Not that bad an image. You're all pathetic :lol:

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Virt wrote:Not that bad an image. You're all pathetic :lol:
Is that coz you've got no balls Virt ?



Anyway any one want to see my dead squirrel pic...?
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