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macdee
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OH DEER

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what do you call a deer with no eyes......... a no eye deer

what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs ......... a still no eye deer

:roll:
told you not to but oh no you knew better
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lloydie
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macdee wrote:what do you call a deer with no eyes......... a no eye deer

what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs ......... a still no eye deer

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You been pulling the crackers early ?
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Christmas dinner,,
So what you having for xmas dinner tomorrow?

Mate offered me 8 Venison legs for £150...
do you think that's too deer? :beer:


Happy Christmas one and all....
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Kabab and chips
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pheasant :thumbup:
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