Not from a xmas cracker !
A man walks into a bar with a small lizard-like creature on his shoulder.
"Pint for me and a small whiskey for tiny", he says pointing to the animal.
"Why the wombles do you call him tiny?" asks the barman.
"Because he's my newt".
I fank yew...enjoy your crap cracker jokes with the turkey & trimmings.
Crap joke #359
Crap joke #359
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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lloydie
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Re: Crap joke #359
Ha ha like it