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macdee
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forgot the wifes present

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I forgot to get the wife's Xmas present
she went mad ,completely bonkers
Started shouting at me and told me that their had better be something in the drive in the morning that does 0 to 200
in 2 seconds
this morning she went out to find a parcel on the drive
she opened it up to find a set of bathroom scales

i'm in hospital visiting hours 7:30 to 9:00 :roll:
told you not to but oh no you knew better
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lloydie
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Re: forgot the wifes present

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Ha ha that's a goodun :thumbup:
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:lol: :clap:
Jamie :wave:
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There is a whole world of truth and pain in that joke!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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So.... I guess 0 to 300 didn't work quite as well as 0 to 200 then?
Image <--- The result of OCMD... I gave up listing the mods in a sig line...
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:thumbup: :clap:


Chris.
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big girl is she ???
3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population.
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lumpyv wrote:big girl is she ???
they all need love lol
the older i get,the faster i was :lol:
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macdee
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Re: forgot the wifes present

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just woke up


told you not to but oh no you knew better
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macdee wrote:just woke up


Ha ha I woke up like that once !! Then ran for the hills
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