A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mum laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
lie detector robot
lie detector robot
told you not to but oh no you knew better
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lloydie
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Re: lie detector robot
Ha ha
Re: lie detector robot
been a while since I've heard that one 
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Re: lie detector robot
The same robot was at a bike meet the other week.
Watty stood up & said ''Teal is the best colour for a Storm...
The robot had to be pulled off him after he had punched him to the ground...
No hard feelings Watty, you can read it again substituting any fourm members name/bike colour you like...
Watty stood up & said ''Teal is the best colour for a Storm...
The robot had to be pulled off him after he had punched him to the ground...
No hard feelings Watty, you can read it again substituting any fourm members name/bike colour you like...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...