The Half Decent Joke Thread...#18

[MacV2]

Allegedly...



Lloydie got in from work one night & found a note from his mrs. saying she had gone out for a few drinks with her mates and that she had left him some dinner that just needed reheating. As soon as he shut the door on the microwave and set the timer to 3 minutes he heard her come crashing through the front door pissed out of her face, she stumbled into the kitchen and demanded sex right there.









After some foreplay he took her over the kitchen table and they ended up spooning on the floor out of breath and sweating.











"Wow, you've never lasted that long before" she said with a giggle. "Have you been practising?"












As he layed there with a smug grin on his face and feeling like a sex god, there was a sudden 'PING' from the microwave and his dinner was ready.

[lloydie]

I'd be happy with that :-) cooked dinner and a deposit all in two mins

[sirch345]

Chris.