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iggy1966
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by iggy1966 »
Being a qualified part time physical education instructor I have devised an excercise routine
Its a sensible post Christmas exercise programme to burn off the
calories after that third helping of pudding...
If you're over 21 you might want to take it easy at first, then do
it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.
Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise programme.
SCROLL DOWN
keep going
keep going
keep going
NOW STOP PHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
NOW SCROLL UP
That's enough for the first day. ............. Well done and have some chocolate !
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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sirch345
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curly
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by curly »
Bloody hell Iggy, that was hard for the first day, I'm knackered now!!

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iggy1966
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by iggy1966 »
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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