what's your excuse for a night of passion??

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tony.wilde1
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achoooooo

achoooooo

achoooooo!!


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You need me to pop over for a visit Tony?
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
I think he needs something and Im sure a nurse (or any woman) could help :wink:

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VTR1000KAZ wrote: 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
Never realised I must be a sports person :lol: :lol: :lol:
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