The Half Decent Joke Thread...#21

[MacV2]

FAO Jamie...
















Normal porn dvd;
Plumber walks in, goes over to a woman in lingerie, f***s her stupid for an hour,

American porn;
Plumber walks in buffed up flexes muscles f***s for 5 mins with fake chipolata,

British porn dvd;
Woman waits for plumber...








...still waiting an hour later.

[Jamoi]

Sounds about right

[VTRDark]

You've heard of Plumbers elbow, well......

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swiRQ20HcF0



(:-})

[Salty Dog]

Got a new Jack Russell pup today.
He's mainly black and brown with just a small white area.




I've called him England.

[VTRDark]

Pics. I have a soft spot for dogs.

(:-})

[agentpineapple]

Got a new Jack Russell pup today.
He's mainly black and brown with just a small white area.




I've called him England.

[tony.mon]

Pics. I have a soft spot for dogs.

(:-})

So have I- between two sides of a long soft bread roll, moistened with mustard and with a hint of onions.

[Salty Dog]

My wife says I don't satisfy her anymore.

Probably because I'm a man, not a cake shop

[Jamoi]

My wife says I don't satisfy her anymore.

Probably because I'm a man, not a cake shop

This made me smile like a cheshire cat