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VTRgirl
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- Location: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl »
http://smartasses.org/aussiequiz.html
You have to score 100% before you're allowed to move over here to enjoy our better weather, riding conditions, insurance and sickness benefits

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If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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stevieVTR
- Posts: 213
- Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2003 11:30 pm
- Location: Theydon Bois, Essex
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by stevieVTR »
70%... must try harder

.... no more bike, divorce sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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iggy1966
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- Location: Hull (Cottingham)
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by iggy1966 »
I don't apear to be very australian

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Zer0Zer0
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- Location: scotland
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by Zer0Zer0 »
hey blue whadaya know m8 17 /20 not bad ...
I AM THE STRANGE MAN YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT......
Have a sweetie and stop crying........
[Werthers Original...they never get rid of the taste]
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FalomVtr
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- Location: Australia Convict Town :)
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by FalomVtr »
I got 19/20. Must be tired or something. Oh well, since I am already here I spose I don't need to be perfect

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sirch345
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- Location: The West Country.
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by sirch345 »

13 out of 20
