Luckily, the Judge believed him when he said he was pissing in a hedge and the thing backed onto him.

Ewe dirty git !

Crap Joke #367 The Directors Cut...
Lloydie was in court on a charge of shagging a sheep.
Luckily, the Judge believed him when he said he was just pulling his bike out of a hedge after picking some berries and the thing backed onto him.
I thank Ewe...