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Crap joke #369

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One finger up = Up yours... :Finger:



Two fingers up = Fuk off... :Tongue3:



Six fingers up = Welcome to Grain... :Rock1: (pretend it's a banjo...)
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That's a fact not a joke . :WTF:


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Is this just to warn any newcomers to the workshop day next month? :D
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not to mention the extra toes, they help with balance so I've heard........ :eek2
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You vicious brastards, I won't stand for this kind of racist behaviour toward the good folk of Grain. You should all be ashamed of yourselves! ****
































***you are taking the piss out of someone with access to various poisons who will be making cups of tea for you in a couple of weeks time! I'd be nice to him, at least until the 10th May!!!! :shh:
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We had to make our own bloody tea last time :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Duffy1964 wrote:We had to make our own bloody tea last time :lol: :lol: :lol:
I had to too last time I was at macs :thumbdown:


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cant wait, :thumbup: must just check my passport is up date and the inoculations booked up
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Duffy1964 wrote:We had to make our own bloody tea last time :lol: :lol: :lol:
To bloody right you did...!

I did my bit in the kitchen in the first hour serving up cuppas & bacon sarnies, be ferked if I'm staying in there all day making bloody teas !

I'm collecting mouse droppings this next couple of weeks to give the tea & coffee a bit of texture for you all... :lol:
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MacV2 wrote:
Duffy1964 wrote:We had to make our own bloody tea last time :lol: :lol: :lol:
To bloody right you did...!

I did my bit in the kitchen in the first hour serving up cuppas & bacon sarnies, be ferked if I'm staying in there all day making bloody teas !

I'm collecting mouse droppings this next couple of weeks to give the tea & coffee a bit of texture for you all... :lol:
go you do "Hot Chocolate" with sprinkles and Marshmallows for us southern softies pls.
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bigtwinthing wrote:
MacV2 wrote:
Duffy1964 wrote:We had to make our own bloody tea last time :lol: :lol: :lol:
To bloody right you did...!

I did my bit in the kitchen in the first hour serving up cuppas & bacon sarnies, be ferked if I'm staying in there all day making bloody teas !

I'm collecting mouse droppings this next couple of weeks to give the tea & coffee a bit of texture for you all... :lol:
go you do "Hot Chocolate" with sprinkles and Marshmallows for us southern softies pls.
I'll do Luke warm coco with ratchet...

''What's a ratchet...?''

It's a bit bigger than a mouse sh*t...

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i rodent argue with that. ( aaaargh desending into misery ) :D
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bigtwinthing wrote:i rodent argue with that. ( aaaargh desending into misery ) :D
Wasp all that about ?
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how have we gone from mice to rats to insects. Thread check pls.
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bigtwinthing wrote:how have we gone from mice to rats to insects. Thread check pls.
There all pests, wasp the problem with that...?

Got a flea in your bonnet ?

Your starting to bedbug me...!
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