I said, "If you saw what I had in my trousers you'd be shocked."
"Oh really?" she smiled, "Prove it then!"
So I put my hand in my pocket and pulled out a dead rat.
Crap joke #365
Crap joke #365
I got talking to a girl in a bar last night.
I said, "If you saw what I had in my trousers you'd be shocked."
"Oh really?" she smiled, "Prove it then!"
So I put my hand in my pocket and pulled out a dead rat.
I said, "If you saw what I had in my trousers you'd be shocked."
"Oh really?" she smiled, "Prove it then!"
So I put my hand in my pocket and pulled out a dead rat.
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: Crap joke #365
You need a hair removal product. 
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