"Excuse me sir you're not allowed to eat that pot noodle while driving."
"Why pull me over ?" I said, "The guy in front of me was eating, why didn't you stop him?"
"Because he wasn't on a motorbike." He replied.
Crap joke #370
Crap joke #370
I was zooming down the motorway when I was stopped by the police.
"Excuse me sir you're not allowed to eat that pot noodle while driving."
"Why pull me over ?" I said, "The guy in front of me was eating, why didn't you stop him?"
"Because he wasn't on a motorbike." He replied.
"Excuse me sir you're not allowed to eat that pot noodle while driving."
"Why pull me over ?" I said, "The guy in front of me was eating, why didn't you stop him?"
"Because he wasn't on a motorbike." He replied.
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Re: Crap joke #370
Walk the plank Mac
Lube, no lube, it's your choice .
Lube, no lube, it's your choice .
Re: Crap joke #370
Get your coat 
TIP; Never take a sleeping pill and laxative on the same night
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Re: Crap joke #370
Arrrrrrrhhh!lloydie wrote:Walk the plank Mac
Lube, no lube, it's your choice .
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: Crap joke #370
hallie wrote:Get your coat
There's no need hallie, I've taken the precaution of wearing it whilst posting these jokes, saves time in the long run...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: Crap joke #370
ooooooooommmmmmmmmmmggggggggg
thats bad
thats bad
told you not to but oh no you knew better
