General election - which way will you go?

StormingHonda · Post by **StormingHonda** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:24 pm

lumpyv wrote:
Wicky wrote:Brilliant

what ? missed it , image gone?

Its was a comical piss take of a UKIP poster.

You didn't miss much.

Probably made by a small and narrow minded, hope not hate reading simpleton.

Wicky · Post by **Wicky** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:40 pm

While we're on about UKIP gaffes

Which one is actually the UKIP poster?

StormingHonda · Post by **StormingHonda** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:50 pm

2 for the price of 1

Mav617 · Post by **Mav617** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:09 pm

Cannot believe anyone would trust Labour with our economy - or the Tories with the NHS, and the SNP can butt out, not much realistic choice left

templ8 · Post by **templ8** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:52 pm

tony.mon · Post by **tony.mon** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:54 pm

I'm very bored with the whole thing now, as my wife says, I simply can't maintain an election any more.

Or as Maggie said, UKIP if you want to, the lady's NOT for kipping.

That Pub Landlord didn't get an invite to any of the tv electoral entertainment shows, which i thought was a shame as he would have made them a lot more watchable.

The wise VTR voter notices that very few candidates are in favour of closed roads racing in their constituencies, and most want speed limits reduced in the village in which they live.

If there was a NIMBY party they'd clean up round here, but only every other week to save on council tax.

rollingthunderx2 · Post by **rollingthunderx2** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:01 pm

Just in : Horrific news...
Thousands flee England to escape SNP tyranny

No-one can repulse the 'Devils in skirts'There were chaotic scenes across England today as tens of thousands of people fled the country rather than stay and face up to the prospect of the Scottish National Party taking power. The crisis reached a tipping point as today’s Daily Mail front page headline, ‘Scottish Natzis coming to kill your families and drive down house prices’, triggered widespread panic.

In towns and cities across the country, the army had to be called to restore order after several banks were stormed by desperate pensioners looking to withdraw life savings and leave the country, despite being told that all the money was gone anyway. The government appealed for calm, while admitting privately that that an SNP-Labour deal on May 8th would see Scottish nationalists pouring over the border spreading disease and eating English children to keep their strength up on their relentless march to Westminster.

In the capital there was widespread looting and rioting as hysterical crowds drunk on the words of Piers Morgan went on the rampage amid rumours that Nicola Sturgeon and her barbarian hordes had already reached Watford Gap Services. ‘It’s no exaggeration to say that the SNP are the greatest threat to civilisation ever known to mankind,’ wrote Morgan in his Mail Online column. ‘Greater even than the threat posed by ISIS, Hitler and the films of Adam Sandler.’

Broadcasting from his bunker below Downing Street, David Cameron spoke to the nation on Monday evening and invoked the spirit of Winston Churchill. ‘Just as we stood together against Hitler, so must we stand up against Nicola Sturgeon as she attempts to conquer Britain by surrendering our nuclear weapons and spending the money on education and hospitals. No, hang on, that can’t be right….’

Meanwhile along the north coast of France coastguards and emergency services have been working round the clock to cope with boat loads of Daily Mail readers crossing the Channel in dangerously overcrowded makeshift vessels.

‘They come here seeking a better life and to get away from persecution,’ said François Berthand, manager of the Calais Detention Centre known locally as ‘Little England’. ‘They come here telling tales of being forced to eat Tunnocks tea-cakes, ceilidh dancing and longer-term deficit reduction strategies. Some weep uncontrollably and hug and kiss us. When they start being nice to the French, you know something must have really spooked them’.

StormingHonda · Post by **StormingHonda** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:36 pm

Mav617 wrote:Cannot believe anyone would trust Labour with our economy - or the Tories with the NHS, and the SNP can butt out, not much realistic choice left

Well this is the problem.

No ones seems to take the issues that effect everyday people seriously or dare to take them on.

Housing, economy, NHS, Immigration, EU membership without either spouting hot air or rhetoric, especially immigration which turn in scaremongering or accusation of bigotry from both sides.

My heart says Labour, my brain says Tories but I keep hearing UKIP being whispered into my ear.

Seriously confused, if I vote for one I get a goodie bag and a slap round the back of the head, with regards to policies I agree with.

bigtwinthing · Post by **bigtwinthing** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:38 pm

StormingHonda wrote:
Mav617 wrote:Cannot believe anyone would trust Labour with our economy - or the Tories with the NHS, and the SNP can butt out, not much realistic choice left
Well this is the problem.

No ones seems to take the issues that effect everyday people seriously or dare to take them on.

Housing, economy, NHS, Immigration, EU membership without either spouting hot air or rhetoric, especially immigration which turn in scaremongering or accusation of bigotry from both sides.

My heart says Labour, my brain says Tories but I keep hearing UKIP being whispered into my ear.

Seriously confused, if I vote for one I get a goodie bag and a slap round the back of the head, with regards to policies I agree with.

+1 on that. Iam totally unsure

rollingthunderx2 · Post by **rollingthunderx2** » Sun May 03, 2015 6:17 pm

Will UKIP have any candidates left to stand for election...you couldn't make it up...

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/201 ... ?CMP=fb_gu

StormingHonda · Post by **StormingHonda** » Mon May 04, 2015 11:47 am

rollingthunderx2 wrote:Will UKIP have any candidates left to stand for election...you couldn't make it up...
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/201 ... ?CMP=fb_gu

Well you can with the guardian, they are what the Daily mail is to right wing prats to left wing prats.

Just remember The labour party have idiots with extreme views and champagne socialists, both the papers like to try and root people out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOgV6Fvc8wc

rollingthunderx2 · Post by **rollingthunderx2** » Thu May 07, 2015 11:54 am

rollingthunderx2 wrote:Will UKIP have any candidates left to stand for election...you couldn't make it up...
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/201 ... ?CMP=fb_gu

So this never happenned?, and, imho, the Guardian is not as misinforming as all the tabloids.But I do know a bit about politics......lol

rollingthunderx2 · Post by **rollingthunderx2** » Thu May 07, 2015 12:17 pm

Check out your area elections
Mine
https://election.38degrees.org.uk/const ... de=TD151XH

North east
https://election.38degrees.org.uk/const ... 0NE1%203AE

Yours
https://election.38degrees.org.uk/constituencies

StormingHonda · Post by **StormingHonda** » Thu May 07, 2015 3:16 pm

rollingthunderx2 wrote:
rollingthunderx2 wrote:Will UKIP have any candidates left to stand for election...you couldn't make it up...
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/201 ... ?CMP=fb_gu
So this never happenned?, and, imho, the Guardian is not as misinforming as all the tabloids.But I do know a bit about politics......lol

OF course it happened, but then papers like the guardian will be all over stuff like this and be actively looking to root out UKIP, you get nutters and idiots in all parties, but at least UKIP get rid of them when they are found out.

I find the SNP bigoted I honestly do and talking to some of their supporters just confirms my fears.

fabiostar · Post by **fabiostar** » Thu May 07, 2015 5:18 pm

thank christ its nearly all over and we can get back to being elbow fuked by the winners who ever they are :Kiss Ass:

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