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tony.mon
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You may remember me, we were dancing in the Ritzy bar last Saturday; I bought you Pina Coladas all night; you had the pretty green eyes and I was wearing a black top that you liked?
You wrote your number on my arm as we were leaving; but I lost it on the way home.

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Sometimes you humor has me stumped Tony... :roll:
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As jokes go thats quite 'armless...
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Reminds me of this...

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