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Sharpe1
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Cutting back...

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I don't understand. After our last child was born, my wife told me we had to cut back on expenses

I had to give up drinking beer.

I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home
from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up
anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "phark off, that's what the beer was for!"
Larry.

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It was a Shitzu!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

excellent!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by iggy1966 »

You the man Larry!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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