The Half Decent Joke Thread...#22

[MacV2]

I looked out my window and saw a guy in a black robe who was trying to clear the frost off his car with a scythe.


So I thought I'd go and help.



Then I stopped in my tracks thinking better of it...



I'd be de-icing with death."

[AMCQ46]

couldn't you save that for winter.......... or are you afraid you would forget

[MacV2]

couldn't you save that for winter.......... or are you afraid you would forget

No...Yes...no but yes but...

[MacV2]

Then again it's winter somewhere in the world & Death isn't seasonal is it...?

[lloydie]

That's a better joke [SEE-NO-EVIL MONKEY]