In London

[legendlives]

A Syrian refugee arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. UK for letting me in this country, giving me housing, free welfare, free medical care, and free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK!"
The person says, "I not English, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful UK!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not English!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an English?" She replies, "No, I am from Africa!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the English?" The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably all at work."

[lloydie]

More like there still in bed :-)

[Virt]

More like there still in bed :-)

Not everyone is a lazy waste of space like you!

[lloydie]

More like there still in bed :-)

Not everyone is a lazy waste of space like you!

Really are you sure ?

[Virt]

Well I'm not

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[lloydie]

Well I'm not

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Not sure ?
We all know your indifferent! Or is that incompetent

[Virt]

Better than being like you, incontinent!

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[lloydie]

Least I'm not impotent !:-)

[Virt]

No but being incontinent not many people want to give you the chance to prove it

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[lloydie]

No but being incontinent not many people want to give you the chance to prove it

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It comes with age young man

[alanfjones1411]

Doh