An old gent goes to the doctor and a young female Doctor says.
"hello what can i do for you today."
" Id like 10 Viagra tablets please but cut into 4 bits each."
The doctor replies. "I don't think a 1/4 will give you a full erection"
The old man replies. "Iam 96 i don't need a full erection, just stiff enough so i don't piss all over my slippers"
Ta dah.
Viagra
-
bigtwinthing
- Posts: 5577
- Joined: Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:52 pm
- Location: Hampshire
Viagra
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
Re: Viagra
Ha ha ha, love it 
-
bigtwinthing
- Posts: 5577
- Joined: Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:52 pm
- Location: Hampshire
Re: Viagra
what a Richard, i am i got that off here last week, i sent it to every bugger they all love it. Sorry.
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
-
lloydie
- Posts: 20928
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:16 pm
- Location: In the garage somewhere in Coventry
Re: Viagra
Say that again :-)bigtwinthing wrote:what a Richard, i am i got that off here last week, i sent it to every bugger they all love it. Sorry.
-
Pete.L
- Forum Health And Safety Officer
- Posts: 7301
- Joined: Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:09 pm
- Location: Bristol
Re: Viagra
Did you get a quarter tablet stuck in your throat or have you always been a ;-)bigtwinthing wrote:what a Richard, i am. Sorry.
Must be stress after the interview :-)
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
My new ride is a bit of a Howler and I love to make her Squeal
Re: Viagra
i had a stiff neck all day
took a Viagra last night but it stuck in my throat
took a Viagra last night but it stuck in my throat
told you not to but oh no you knew better