Kevs new boots...

[MacV2]

Kev always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.


Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"


Mrs Kev looked him over and replied, "Nope."


Frustrated at all this, Kev stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new boots.


Again he asked Mrs Kev, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW???"



Mrs Kev looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Kev, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."



Furious, Kev yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, Mrs Kev?"


"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.



"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"



Without missing a beat, Mrs Kev replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Kev. Shoulda bought a hat."

[lloydie]

Ha ha ha I like that , well done Mac

[alanfjones1411]

HA HA HA very good

[Lysy]

Ha ha ha brilliant

[Pete.L]

[Jamoi]

Haaaaaa funny! Are you feeling ok Mac?

Here for a good time, not a long time.