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Lysy
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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother,
"Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say,
"It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked,
"Really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No, salty."
Mom fainted.
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:thumb up:
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:o
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:lol: :lol:
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lol :clap: :clap:
the older i get,the faster i was :lol:
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:thumbup: my wifes cringing. :lol:
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
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bigtwinthing wrote::thumbup: my wifes cringing. :lol:
Did you get some in her eye ?!
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lloydie wrote:
bigtwinthing wrote::thumbup: my wifes cringing. :lol:
Did you get some in her eye ?!
oh come come! :lol: after 36 years thats the norm. :lol: i can get away with murder since she is loving the new car :lol: My A4 isnt bad too.
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
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