Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother,
"Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say,
"It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked,
"Really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No, salty."
Mom fainted.
Peanut
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lloydie
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Re: Peanut
:thumb up:
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bigtwinthing
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lloydie
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Re: Peanut
Did you get some in her eye ?!bigtwinthing wrote:my wifes cringing.
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bigtwinthing
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Re: Peanut
oh come come!lloydie wrote:Did you get some in her eye ?!bigtwinthing wrote:
after 36 years thats the norm. i can get away with murder since she is loving the new car My A4 isnt bad too.missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!