As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt, hands it to her and says, "Here, iron this!".
On the airplane
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legendlives
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On the airplane
I like my bikes like my women - Loud with two big cylinders 
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alanfjones1411
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Chris.
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lloydie
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Re: On the airplane
I'd would of gave her a black eye !