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Lysy
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Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he’s still fooking celebrating!!"
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Ha ha ha I like
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classic :lol:
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:thumbup: :lol:

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:thumbup:
SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN
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HA HA HA.......Oh so true!

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lmfao :clap: :clap:
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My 11 year old asked me what marriage was like so I ignored him for a week then yelled at him for something he did when he was 3.
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legendlives wrote:My 11 year old asked me what marriage was like so I ignored him for a week then yelled at him for something he did when he was 3.

:clap: :clap: :clap: that sums it up :lol:
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legendlives wrote:My 11 year old asked me what marriage was like so I ignored him for a week then yelled at him for something he did when he was 3.

So funny, and sooooooooo true
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