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"Come on Kev, let's get you tested for dementia."

"Why? Just because you have read a bloody article about having a sick sense of humour and you dont like me for mine?"

"No, not really Kev but this is the third time this month you have been found in Asda with no trousers on."

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When you're hung like a donkey it's good to share!!!! :lol:
















Or look like a donkey, hung like a hamster!
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Kev L wrote:When you're hung like a donkey it's good to share!!!! :lol:
















...but as I'm hung like a hamster it's not so impressive unless your a lady Hamster...


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You are most kind,knobhead! :lol:
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Eh? Kev was found in ASDA, with his trollies round his ankles......diplaying his massive donkey dangler?

That would have been an ideal opportunity for him to slap it onto the checkout desk, point to the extra large foreskin, and say to the lady: '''ere Luv!, can you Roll-Back this?''
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Ba boom Tisha! I've a good 12" inches, but i don't use it as a rule! I thang yo.
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Kev L wrote:When you're hung like a donkey it's good to share!!!! :lol:



Depends who's the lucky recipient












Or look like a donkey, hung like a hamster!
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