his/her perfect day

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An oldie but always worth another read...

But that girl's perfect day sounds like a nightmare to me. No thanks!
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missed the bike bit out to :(

forget the golf thing can we fit another B.J. and a blast on the bike in there please kaz :P
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6:30 Massive, satisfying nuts while reading the sports section

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I've been having a think about this thread, since the girlie day listed had no appeal to me. Here's what I've come up with:

10:00 - wake up after full & satisfying sleep to smell of brekky cooking
10:30 - get up (weather: clear skies, warm breeze)
10:35 - shower
10:45 - brekky that's been prepared by a hot, off-duty cop who arrived an hour earlier & let himself in without me knowing
11:00 - the rest of the lads start to arrive on a variety of later model sports bikes (another copper, a mechanic, a builder, a firey (of course :wink: ) & a drummer)
11:30 - we head off around my favourite ride circuit (about a 5 hour round trip)
12:45 - get pulled up for doing 240k in a 100 zone, but let off thanks to the police riding with us
14:00 - Arrive at the Mapleton Pub for a steak sanga & a few rounds of pool
16:00 - saddle up for the return trip (via a different route)
18:15 - just on dusk: home in record time
19:00 - head down to the Federal for dinner with the fellas
22:30 - back home for a cop & a movie
02:45 - fall asleep on couch using copper's leg as a pillow
(and don't have to work the next day...)
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