A duck walks into a bar

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iggy1966
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A duck walks into a bar

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A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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