The Spiritualist ....

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The Spiritualist ....

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....was appearing in a show,
the sort of show in a theatre with hundreds of people in the audience.
He starts off by asking " Who here believes in ghosts ?"
Just about everybody holds up their hands.
" Right ", he says, " who amongst you has actually seen a ghost ? "
About twenty or so people hold up their hands.
" OK ", the spiritualist says, " what about actually making contact with a ghost ? Who here has touched a ghost ? "
Only one man holds up his hand.
" You sir ", says the spiritualist, " you have touched a ghost ? Is this true ? "
" Absolutely true ", replies Lloydie, " and not only that, but I had sex with it too ".
At this, the audience goes absolutely apeshit, so the spiritualist invites the man to come up on stage with him.
When the man gets up on stage, the spiritualist says " Let's get this right - not only do you believe in ghosts, not only have you seen a ghost, not only have you touched a ghost but you have had sex with one. Is that true ? "
" Ghost ? ", replied Lloydie,
















" sorry mate, I thought you said goat ".
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Were you there too last Saturday ?
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If there's something strange. In your neighborhood. Who you gonna call?

Lloydie.....Goatbuster.........
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Ha ha [THUMBS UP SIGN]
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tony.mon wrote:If there's something strange. In your neighborhood. Who you gonna call?

Lloydie.....Goatbuster.........

Tony the son of Bob [monkhouse] is back in the zone :clap:
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