A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon.
The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said "This is a very special night. It's our weddin' night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed."
The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?"
The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it."
Redneck Honeymoon
Redneck Honeymoon
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