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I was talking to a specialist in pet doors.
"How do you make a cat flap?" I asked him.
"Throw it out of a window." he replied.
Crap joke #376
Crap joke #376
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
- lloydie
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Re: Crap joke #376
I've just tried that and the cat adopted the flying squirrel pose ,no flapping at all tho it did make a sound like a German World War II Stuka dive bomber ,
Shame it didn't have any ammunition left as it left it all in the bath !hence the the kick out the window .
Shame it didn't have any ammunition left as it left it all in the bath !hence the the kick out the window .
Re: Crap joke #376
lloydie wrote:I've just tried that and the cat adopted the flying squirrel pose ,no flapping at all tho it did make a sound like a German World War II Stuka dive bomber ,
Shame it didn't have any ammunition left as it left it all in the bath !hence the the kick out the window .


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