Crap joke #376

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MacV2
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Crap joke #376

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It's back...hold on to you chuckle glands folks....






I was talking to a specialist in pet doors.










"How do you make a cat flap?" I asked him.


















"Throw it out of a window." he replied.
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I've just tried that and the cat adopted the flying squirrel pose ,no flapping at all tho it did make a sound like a German World War II Stuka dive bomber ,
Shame it didn't have any ammunition left as it left it all in the bath !hence the the kick out the window .
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lloydie wrote:I've just tried that and the cat adopted the flying squirrel pose ,no flapping at all tho it did make a sound like a German World War II Stuka dive bomber ,
Shame it didn't have any ammunition left as it left it all in the bath !hence the the kick out the window .
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8O :D :D
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