Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed have a management meeting in heaven to discuss how to control world population.
Jesus says "another big earthquake then gents?"
Mohammed says "nah, just kill all the infidels"
Buddha says "don't kill anyone we must love all living beings, except paedophiles!"
Jesus says "yeah lets just kill all the paedophiles?"
Mohammed says "here you go again Jesus, wanting to wipe out all the muslims!"
I'll let you know if one of them strikes me down...
