When i was 14

Got any jokes? Add your favourite ones here, for all to share :)
Post Reply
User avatar
logan7
Posts: 285
Joined: Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:17 am
Location: doncaster
Contact:

When i was 14

Post by logan7 »

When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.When I was 16,
I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided
I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate
girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a dramaqueen,
cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some
stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that,
I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. At 28, I found an exciting girl,
but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling
on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made
me miserable as often as she made me happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on
the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took
everything I owned. Now I am 45, and all I want is a girl with big tits. :twisted:
The force is strong in this one
User avatar
yellafella
Posts: 1276
Joined: Tue Sep 21, 2004 9:58 am
Location: Middlesbrough

Post by yellafella »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Image
User avatar
sirch345
Site Admin
Posts: 22382
Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:35 pm
Location: The West Country.

Post by sirch345 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
User avatar
tony.wilde1
Posts: 2230
Joined: Thu Apr 10, 2003 9:32 pm
Location: sussex

Post by tony.wilde1 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ImageImageImageImage
User avatar
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281
Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pm
Location: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land

Post by VTRgirl »

VTR1000KAZ wrote:you men are just never bloody satisfied !!!!!!!! :lol:
I don't know, Kaz. Perhaps this is a very important point to note. For fellas, it's always just going to come back to tits. Simple. The sooner we females realise & accept this, the sooner we can happily co-exist. :roll: :wink: :lol:
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
User avatar
sirch345
Site Admin
Posts: 22382
Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:35 pm
Location: The West Country.

Post by sirch345 »

VTRgirl wrote:
VTR1000KAZ wrote:you men are just never bloody satisfied !!!!!!!! :lol:
I don't know, Kaz. Perhaps this is a very important point to note. For fellas, it's always just going to come back to tits. Simple. The sooner we females realise & accept this, the sooner we can happily co-exist. :roll: :wink: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
User avatar
Spike
Posts: 5
Joined: Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:48 am
Location: Barrow in Furness

Post by Spike »

Do you know me?
I'm Schizophrenic - And so am I!
User avatar
RAINMAKER
Posts: 1590
Joined: Sat Sep 27, 2003 12:52 am
Location: HULL, EAST YORKSHIRE

Post by RAINMAKER »

No your wrong........what it means is that we men get shafted in a divorce.
have you ever heard of a man coming out of a divorce with money.

We always loose.
it may be clever, but its not big.
User avatar
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281
Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pm
Location: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land

Post by VTRgirl »

RAINMAKER wrote:We always loose.
Well, Paul, if you're always "loose", then you don't deserve to get anything in a divorce! :lol: :lol: :lol:
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
User avatar
dookie
Posts: 299
Joined: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:15 pm
Location: warwickshire [Nuneaton]

Post by dookie »

Theres a moral in there somewere
There was a time i used to care
User avatar
gcs
Posts: 365
Joined: Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:07 am
Location: New Zealand

Post by gcs »

The sad part is, change a few ages, it could be any male, possibly a few females as well!!!!!!!!!
Craig from the land of the long white cloud. Teal VTR 2001.
User avatar
sirch345
Site Admin
Posts: 22382
Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:35 pm
Location: The West Country.

Post by sirch345 »

VTRgirl wrote:
RAINMAKER wrote:We always loose.
Well, Paul, if you're always "loose", then you don't deserve to get anything in a divorce! :lol: :lol: :lol:
VTRgirl you get worse :!: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: but I accept your point :!:
Post Reply