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iggy1966
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Need advise everyone!!

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I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision:

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. (Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up, etc…).

She started going out with the girls from work a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".

I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the driveway and I can hear a car driving off like she got out of the car round the corner. Why?

The other day I picked her cellphone just to see what time it was, she went ballistic and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her?

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to truly find out.

I decided I was going to hide behind my bike which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see what car brings her home.

It was while I sat crouched behind my bike that I noticed a small crack in the plastic above my rear wheel!

So, should I buy new plastic from the dealer or should I buy some stuff from an autoparts store and try to repair it?
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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only brilliant bud :D :D
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Post by curly »

Nice one Iggy,
Good to see you've got your priorities right!! :D
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Post by gcs »

I can see your problem, but dont think anyone else is taking it seriously enough! ha ha ....
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