On Holiday

[legendlives]

My wife told me she enjoys sex more on holiday.




That was an awkward postcard to receive I can tell you.

[lloydie]

Did she send it to your mum ?

[sirch345]

Chris.

[legendlives]

I said to my mate, "I can remember the first time I visited Paris, I found it very hard to leave."

He said, "Did you fall in love with the place?"

I said, "No, I had my car stolen."

[lloydie]

That's a Mac joke !!

[countrymick]

[sirch345]

Chris.