At my house

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legendlives
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Said to the wife, "I've bought 2 tickets for the cinema tonight."
"But what about the kids?" She asked.
I said, "I've ordered that baby sitter from number 76 to come round."
She said, "Is that the young, pretty, blonde one with the big boobs?"
"Yes," I replied. "Your sister is picking you up at 7.".
I like my bikes like my women - Loud with two big cylinders :D
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boom boom................
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:

Chris.
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