The Half Decent Joke Thread...#24

[MacV2]

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, maths and science.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."

[lloydie]

I like that chief

[MacV2]

I like that chief

Thought you might...

Not sure it's 100% acurate tho...Dont think they have sheep in Africa...Goats a plenty...

[alanfjones1411]

Very good

[sirch345]

Chris.

[Pete.L]

Deepest Darkest Wales would have worked ;-)


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