the truth be told?

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tony.wilde1
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the truth be told?

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A woman stands naked infront of a mirror, she says to her husband "I have loads of celulite and have become old fat and ugly,you should pay me a compliment"
husband replies "your eye sight is spot on"
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:lol: :lol: :lol: will try that on the wife....
ya right i am daft but not that daft :twisted:
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even the wife laughed :D :D :D :D :D
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Rincewind wrote:even the wife laughed :D :D :D :D :D
mine didnt :cry: :cry: :cry:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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