or
Two parrots sitting on a perch. The first parrot says to his sidekick, "Here, can you smell fish?"
or
Two girls talking in the hairdressers. First girl says "My boyfriend cut his finger off at work." Second girl: "What, his whole finger?" First girl: "No, the one next to it."
or
Two nuns in the shower room talking. First one says "Where's the soap?" Second one replies "Yes, doesn't it?"
I don't care, I'm hiding in France.
